The Free Land of Poetas Mortos is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 438 million Poetas Mortosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fernando Lispector. The average income tax rate is 15.4%.

The very strong Poetas Mortosian economy, worth 23.8 trillion beijoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,359 beijoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Some say Leader has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons, devotion to God is only skin-deep, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Poetas Mortos's national animal is the Universitário, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Poetas Mortos is ranked 257,410^th in the world and 5,532^nd in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 1.41 flags saluted per person per day.